Building an epic mega mall in this mobile classic? Need some help? I present a visual guide to Mega Mall Story including:
- All combos
- Floor compatibility
- Combo synergy
- Chain Combos
- Gameplay tips
a walk with my dog
my driveway each morning
several new ant hills
hundreds of people
listening to the radio—
which share my station?
trapped in the fast lane—
a gaggle of geese grazing
right blinker blinking
cotton candy theme
tie and shirt in harmony
sugar and cotton
tie and shirt in harmony
sugar and cotton
every steeped tea bag
mood and alertness improve
—the bladder alarm
mood and alertness improve
—the bladder alarm
thinking it’s still there
my thumb rubs index finger
“phantom ring syndrome”
A thief’s possession?
silent in some dark corner?
anywhere … nowhere
It’s hard for me to explain why, but I hate “Windows” and “Mac” wallpapers just a barely less than DeviantArt Murotrash. Apple and Microsoft already make wallpapers for the systems, and they are nearly always superior to the trash everyone makes. Rightly so, I am sure the pay people to make good ones. So why would I, or anyone, ever use some fan made trash? Also in this episode, a “hacker” masturbates!
You have probably heard of a McGangBang. You can practically order it and get it no questions asked. But if you don’t know… You get a double cheese burger and a McChicken sandwich. Both from the dollar menu. Then you split the double cheeseburger right between the two beef patties, and place the McChicken in between and close it up. So you have a hybrid super sandwich. It tastes great, unless you are a freak and don’t like McChickens and double cheeseburgers. But this isn’t what I want to talk about. I am more interested in the name McGangBang and how exactly this frenkensandwich is actually a gang bang. Or who is banging what.
It seems the collector’s edition of ME3 will feature a female Shepard. I can’t say I like that very much for a couple of reasons. Primarily both ME1 and ME2 have male Shepard on the box. Seems strange for the third game in the series to have a totally different protagonist… (Although I did think it would be pretty cool if in ME2 you can choose to have a sex change when the rebuild you from scratch.)
Second reason is more profound. I have beaten ME1 and ME2 countless times. I have played it as both male and female. All of my male Shepard look the same: the iconic basic Shepard. Why? Because that is what Shepard is supposed to look like. That is him on the game box, in the manual, on the trailers. If I have a different Shepard I feel like I am not playing the game right. On the other hand my famale Shepards came in a plethora different looks. I have Terra, a pretty, blond, adept with soft red lipstick and purple eyes (a side effect from her Eezo exposure), then I have Motoko an infiltrator with jet black hair, black lipstick and a tough-as-nails demeanor. See, no one ever told you what female Shepard is supposed to look like, so it’s easy to use your imagination and play the game with no regrets.
I do have one massive complaint in general. The face editor is HORRIBLE! I remember when I played Fight Night I was blown away by how insane and complex the face builder was. Every single element of a face could be tweaked 1% at a time. I made a whole roster of boxers based on my high school teachers and it was convincing! In Mass Effect 1 and 2 you get like 8 eyes, 8 mouths, 6 haircuts (all of which look like plastic)… it’s a joke. I don’t get why it’s so bad either since EA is responsible for the amazing face generator of all the EA sports games. Can’t they borrow it or something?
Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway. BioWare set up a facebook page where fans can “like” the female Shepard image that will appear on the collector’s edition, and I assume will be the default appearance of FemShep in the game. I voted for number 4, the exotic looking one, as well as number 6. I would never vote for any of the Sheps with their hair up. I fucking hate that.
Like your favorites. Then come back and tell me which you chose.
Sad to say Apple really shit the bed on this system. It is a usability nightmare. All the new “features” they added fucking suck.
- Launch pad is fucking useless
- Fullscreen apps? Joke
- Inverted scrolling!? Why the fuck did that need a change?
- A bunch of my old applications no longer work
- Installation was anything but smooth
I guess Apple loved the iPad so much they decided to just shove that functionality down everyone’s throat. There is only one problem. Not everyone has a fucking iPad inside thier ass (yet). So not everybody is happy to accept these stupid changes. I have spent 20 years on my computer, now they decide to just change how it work? Fuck you!
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