The “McGangBang” an Etymology

You have probably heard of a McGangBang. You can practically order it and get it no questions asked. But if you don’t know… You get a double cheese burger and a McChicken sandwich. Both from the dollar menu. Then you split the double cheeseburger right between the two beef patties, and place the McChicken in between and close it up. So you have a hybrid super sandwich. It tastes great, unless you are a freak and don’t like McChickens and double cheeseburgers. But this isn’t what I want to talk about. I am more interested in the name McGangBang and how exactly this frenkensandwich is actually a gang bang. Or who is banging what.

First we need to make sure we are understanding a gang bang correctly. We all know what a gang bang is right? It is where a group of members, usually men, have sex with a single girl. In that case, the girl is being gang banged. But how many men constitute a gang bang? Let’s check it out on Webster’s and Urban’s Dictionary.

Alright looks like it is either 6 or more, 4 or more, or 3 or more guys fucking a single girl. Now that we got that out of the way lets investigate how this translates into the sandwich. I have given this extensive thought, and consulted several references and came up with a few scenarios which come close to resembling a true gang-bang. But only one is the true solution to this riddle.

1. McChicken fucks a Double Cheesburger
If you consider the two sandwiches as sexual entities then one is clearly fucking the other, being inside of it. However, it’s clear that this scenario doesn’t accurately describe a gang-bang. It more resembles missionary sex, maybe even a McPregnancy; let’s move on.

2. Three Pieces of Meat
Say instead of the two sandwiches as sexual entities the meats become sexual entities. You have two beef patties with a chicken patty in between. There is something feminine about a “chick patty” so we have two dark beef patties and a chick patty. This could be called an Oreo, an Eiffel Tower, a threesome at best, but still not a gang-bang.

3. Three Pieces of Meat Fucking Two Buns
Now we’re getting somewhere. Meat, meet buns. Now get in. Some good sexual undertones in this imagery. Classifying buns as women and meat as men, it seems that we have a full on orgy going on within this fast food meal. We are on the right track here but it’s clear that in a gang-bang there can only be one receiver who is taking all the banging not two. Perhaps if we had enough meat to fully gang-bang both buns we could have a Double McGangBang (write that down), but alas science has yet to develop such a fanciful feast. OR HAS IT?

4. Your Mouth is Fucked by Three Meats
In this scenario you play the part of the willing receiver of three distinct pieces of meat entering your mouth. Your mouth is being fucked, and you are holding them all in your hands. This satisfies all the criteria of a gang-bang and even provides some great innuendo.

It is important not to take names like the McGangBang for granted. Obviously the creator of this sandwich, clearly a man, was walking the line between genius and madness. Not only did he invent this irresistible sandwich but gave it such a name, such a brilliantly clever name, he fucks your mouth each time you have one.

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