a pleasant surprise
double ply toilet paper
happy birthday me
I guess this is the new big thing in the video gaming world. Exclusive pre-order content. You know the drill by now. An anticipated game is coming out and everyone wants you to buy it from them. Then some fucking genius had this idea. How about, if a customer pre-orders the game from my retailer, they get bonus content only available with that pre-order? It is a pretty good idea, I remember being VERY happy to pre-order Mass Effect 2 from GameStop and get my free Terminus armor and Singularity Generator. But it’s a double edged sword. I didn’t get the collector’s edition off Amazon or whatever so I didn’t get Collector armor or the Collector rifle. You cannot get all of the bonus content, and you always want all of it because you feel like you have an incomplete game. You have this collector mentality, except you are 100% UNABLE to collect all the pieces. Unless you want to go around pre-ordering the game from everywhere.
Tea Time
Earl Grey treasure trove
already getting upset
only three day’s worth
tea, extra sugar
an ideal energy drink
shared with paper towel
Are you sick of looking up Mortal Kombat 9 fatalities online and then paging through a spitefully-unalphabetized nineteen-page text file just to learn how to do Sektor’s Babality? This MK9 fatality cheat sheet has all the features you need:
- All fatalities and babalities
- Kratos, Skarlet, Kenshin, Rain and Freddy included
- Alphabetized
- Color-coded
I need a handheld one-page fatality cheat sheet so I can quickly access all my favorite violent murders. Wouldn’t you agree? I took matters into my own hands and created this. It is 300dpi and prints perfectly.
Mortal Kombat 9 kame out recently. Obviously I got it right away bekause I have always been such a big MK fan. I must say I am impressed with what they did with the game. Everything about it feels like Mortal Kombat! Which although seems like an obvious thing to say, if you have followed the series you know that isn’t always the case. Since MK3, Mortal Kombat has suffered some growing pains. They tried going 3D, adding complex fighting style systems and weapons systems and probably more stuff I never even played. This game is a welcome change. Reading hype about this game, the general feel was, they are going back to the roots. No gimmicks with 3D, no “fighting styles” no weapons kombat just back to the classic 2D zany violence. It has been a success.
No Tea
miserable cup
yesterday’s coffee lingers
a tea-less office
Messy Desk
morning, a clean desk
eight hours slowly pass by
afternoon—a mess
A Working Man
french vanilla cream
makes coffee tolerable—
but not my stomach
pink on pink action
aggressive shirt tie combo
summer is coming
Me and my homeboy Yury decide to revisit our childhood and play one of our favorite game Donkey Kong Country. Enjoy the gameplay, and the banter. And our handsome mugs. We aren’t finished with the game yet, but we will soon and I will upload the rest to finish this up.
Little Sleep
bleakest morning
tie collection brings comfort
a fabric rainbow
directory list
four hundred open tabs
firefox doesn’t crash
how do I take it?
lots if cream lots of sugar
mask coffee flavor
little poetry
in a sad reality
coffee makes me shit
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