Multiple Beats
Terrible morning
to aid my decompression
some bitter coffee
Linkbuilding
“affiliate schemes”
suspicious category
click on submit link
directory list
five hundred open tabs
Firefox doesn’t crash
Flash Freeze
a glimpse of springtime
trees enjoy sunbathing
smothered by snowstorm
shovel the driveway
the chore almost forgotten
—a harsh reminder
Miss-sized wallpaper?
such an amateur mistake
get used to failure
A terrible work—
your belief that it is art
what’s more upsetting?
Such shabby artwork
yet you find it worth sharing
—Impressive ego
internet suffers
wasting bandwidth on this piece
—all of us suffer
Unpleasant coffee
enough cream and sugar
mildly unpleasant
cold fingers welcome
what my lips dare not approach
steaming profusely
cold, dark and bitter
I can only force so much
day three—no sugar
Deviantart has really had an infestation of “Hope for Japan” images. The whole concept is stupid but they aren’t actually all low quality so I can’t be too aggressive. It is very stupid though… Don’t get me wrong, I too am sorry for Japan but these ugly things aren’t helping. Anyway let’s enjoy some horrible art!
Deviantart is the playground of many special people. I especially like the “Have you ever heard of abstract art?” comment.
A nice haul this week. I noticed a convenient pattern of people not getting it. I guess I am laying the sarcasm on too thick. I should know that people dumb enough to post this crap would never understand it. Need to be more straightforward in future comments.
So check it out. There are three things I hate in DeviantArt. I hate anything made in DeviantArt Muro, it’s a web-based paint applet within the DA website. It isn’t even bad! But everything ever made on it looks like shit. I hate all these “Support Japan” themed images. Most of them are horrible, all of them are useless. Finally I hate wallpapers that are not wallpaper sized. I decided to roll all of these into one, and make it myself. So I made this, my most hated piece of shit that I have seen 100 times.
Ignore the comments they aren’t important yet. as you can see it’s called Terrible Cliche Wallpaper and it looks like shit. The point of this is to fish for one of my victims to come look at my work on DA and see this. Then say something like “LOL! You dare talk shit to me when you make trash like this!?” When in reality I am just trolling them the entire time. (For the record I do have about 10 or so images on DeviantArt so it’s not like I am being all anonymous.) Anyway, I have been waiting for the moment when someone bites the bait and it finally happened.
I got a personal message today on DeviantART of a user telling me how he actually felt bad about what I said until he looked at my profile and saw that I get off on making others unhappy. Then he told me to have a nice life. I typed out a reply letting this user know that he should continue feeling bad; just because I tell many people how bad their art is doesn’t actually make his particular art any less bad. Unfortunately he blocked me so I was unable to give him that message.
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