After downloading the Indie Gala Bundle I was forced to re-experience Steam, and quickly remembered why I hate it so much from many years ago. It opens old wounds, and creates new wounds. I hate this motherfucker service with all my heart. Why?
I knew it was going to be bad, but it was worse than I could have imagined. This movie isn’t “worth a look” and it isn’t “bad in a good way.” It is so awful that I don’t even want to talk about it because I feel like people will want to watch it just to see how something could be so bad. The movie is awful on every level:
the wedding dinner
I couldn’t be happier
mushroom paradise
tie knot perfection
is Stephen Fluin faking?
suspicion confirmed
McDonalds blunchtime
twenty McNuggets for five?
my diet suffers
everywhere is meat
I consider buying
sticker shock surprise
my forgotten watch
I mark the passage of time
through tea’s temperature
office ping pong games
shot to productivity
bonus to morale
the morning service
I need coffee to function
only faith is offered
speeches and sermons
uplifting and meaningful
no one ever claps
Seriously… just watch it. I don’t even want to type a description. Bottom line is, I hate the fucking government and I will ALWAYS, for the rest of my fucking life, vote NO on everything the government ever puts in front of me.
the standard Wedge-walk
big ideas are discussed
but what of winter?
after lunch tea time
cooler every minute
—and now, disgusting
