Getting Really Steamed Up About Steam

After downloading the Indie Gala Bundle I was forced to re-experience Steam, and quickly remembered why I hate it so much from many years ago. It opens old wounds, and creates new wounds. I hate this motherfucker service with all my heart. Why?

• It opens each time I launch a Steam game
• Long-as-fuck startup time
• It installs itself into startup items
• Awful interface
• Cheats users out of money