Things are getting sinister. Mass Effect 3 is coming out and with it a slew of pre-order bonuses and collectors editions all offering exclusive downloadable content. I am actually confused as to what to do to get the best configuration of cost and contnet. Then today I run into this:

Link to BioWare Store

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Pink shirt blue tie

the morning routine
more lengthy every year—
adjusting my tie
Cup of tea

delayed by traffic
first on the agenda
the morning tea time

What is up with people still not having a Facebook account? A privacy issue? Just don’t post anything you want private, its JUST THAT EASY. Do you want to be “that guy” who doesn’t have a Facebook account? Just fucking get with it already.

It isn’t that hard to responsibly manage a Facebook account without getting fired from your job, arrested, getting your identity stolen or downloading a million viruses. If you don’t know how to do that, then kill yourself. You probably don’t even realize how big of an inconvenience you are being to your friends.

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Are you still scanning planets to discover the secret N7 missions in Mass Effect 2? Are you going to the ME2 Wiki and reading every N7 missions summary looking for the three with research rewards? Are you tired of it!? Forget it! This Mass Effect 2 galaxy map provides: locations and summery of all N7 missions, checkboxes to keep track of progress.

No need to waste valuable seconds searching for the Rosetta Nebula, this galaxy map shows you exactly where it is and what can be found there. A must have for any galactic mercenary, Cerberus agent, or alliance soldier. 8.5 x 11 inches and 300dpi this map is perfect for printing. Download now!

Mass Effect 2 galaxy map showing the locations of all N7 missions.

animal planet / he finds less interesting / then the passing cars #haiku

animal planet
he finds less interesting
than the passing cars
yesterday's outfit / anxious to wear it again / some time must elapse #haiku

yesterday’s outfit
anxious to wear it again
some time must elapse
Hungry Man buffalo chicken in blue box photo

healthy appetite
only ten minutes later
craving satisfied
Hungry Man buffalo chicken cooked and ready to eat

this buffalo sauce
exceeding expectations
taste buds are burning
Anticipation
different from my childhood
I hate Christmas now
money spent on gifts
can’t decide which I hate more
time spent wrapping gifts
Cup of tea with lemon

a Chipotle trip
unforeseen tea benefit
free lemons
Banquet turkey dinner frozen meal

ten for ten dollars
solution to world hunger?
microwave required
Frozen dinner package.

“good source of protein”
also tripolyphosphate
I am not concerned
My cute dog Quasimodo watching me drink tea.

a ringing doorbell
overcome by excitment—
telemarketer
Cup of tea.

some tea for dinner
Quasi doesn’t understand
take another sip