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This is what it looks like when I sign in to Xbox Live. Can you spot the fail?

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xbox rant

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As you may know, I lost all of my data in a horrific Xbox to Xbox data migration incident that was 100% Microsoft’s fault. Although that failure was traumatic and devestating it wasn’t even what really hurt me. The terrible customer service was where it happened. So I have been doing my best, in my videos and in my real life, convincing people who are considering buying an Xbox to think again. I hope Microsoft and the XboxLive team are satiisfied with the terrorist they have created.

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xbox data loss blog post feature image, alex krasny ranting over xbox live promotional backdrop

xbox data loss blog post feature image, alex krasny ranting over xbox live promotional backdrop

After logging about 30 hours into Assassin’s Creed 3 my Xbox’s DVD drive stopped working. No problem, hardware breaks, I can deal with that. I went to Wallmart right away to get a new Xbox, I would like to get the slim anyway. Bring it home, Google up how to perform a data migrations…

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New female shepard face from Mass Effect

Mass Effect Data
Over three-hundred hours
I start a new game
ME3 Commander Shepard preparing for a mission looking into space

Data migration?
Shepard proudly volunteers
suicide mission
Shot of brandy on a colorful red table cloth

drinking to forget?
drinking to the memory
all the lost Shepards
Small espresso in a white mug on a metallic table

six ounce espresso
i drink out of boredom
and necessity
stalking my victim /  art of assassination /  very low-profile

stalking my victim
art of assassination
very low-profile
a four-story drop /  hidden, focused, aerial /  I am an artist

a four-story drop
hidden, focused, aerial
I am an artist
of all the Hessians /  only one, an assassin /  you met the wrong one

of all the Hessians
only one, an assassin
that’s the one I met
eighty hours playing / gifting swimsuits on the beach / save file corrupted

eighty hours playing
gifting swimsuits on the beach
“save file corrupted”

Vincent and myself
endure similar nightmares—
game of reflection

almost no gameplay
but maximum engagement
run away and hide