coffee and cookies
social media management
day at the office
social media management
day at the office
gummy sacrifice
spirit assimilated
corpses left behind
spirit assimilated
corpses left behind
persistent coughing
caffeine agitated throat
my stomach – ulcers
caffeine agitated throat
my stomach – ulcers
Lisa’s new swimsuit
a million dollars well spent
time for volleyball
a million dollars well spent
time for volleyball
prudish Ayane
a flurry of purple gifts
loosened that bitch up
a flurry of purple gifts
loosened that bitch up
Is anyone still playing Dead or Alive Xtreme 2? I am! I know I am about six years late making this guide, but if you want something done right, you need to do it yourself. Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 is one of the more original and fascinating games I have ever played. It certainly isn’t for everyone, but it resonates with a certain audience. That audience being: pervy nerds, like myself. Getting the Venus on every girl isn’t easy, it takes serious dedication, and a detailed reference guide. Of course in the traditional Alex Krasny style it is 8.5×11″ so it is perfect for printing and storing in your game box.
It is rumored that it takes around 600 hours of gameplay to get every achievement in this game. Good luck with that! All I care about is getting the skimpiest suits on all of the girls.
How to use this guide
- Go to the Zack of All Trades
- Look at every item and which girls loves it
- Wrap each love item in the girls favorite color
- Give girls gifts in person during their favored time of day (or at night from the hotel)
- Once a girl has maximum love for you gift her a swimsuit
- Cross your fingers
I have already seen this stupid advertisement going around every social channel. Apparently Samsung is going to run this as an ad campaign? I really hope that isn’t true because it is pretty much false advertising. After they get through the hardware specs they begin listing OS specific features without doing the same for the iPhone.
“Tilt to Zoom” for example is one of the “features” the Samsung has. I am not sure what the hell tilt to zoom means aside from some strange method of photo manipulation, although it sure as fuck doesn’t sound intuitive. I guess iPhone has no answer to this? What about pinch to zoom? Then they just list a ton of buzz words like Smart Stay, S-Beam, Share-Shot, Direct Call but doesn’t list any iPhone buzz terms like Airplay, FaceTime, Newstand and whatever else.
I hope everyone who sees this ad is smart enough to see how dishonest it is. Also, it’s probably a really big mistake to have a picture of an iPhone on the ad…
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