I go out to lunch a lot for work. Usually 3-6 of us good ‘ol boys go out to lunch together. To Green Mill or Old Chicago or even some Chinese or Indian place. Every time we sit down and take stock of our server and decide if he is the kind of server to split the bill automatically or not. Usually we guess that he will not split the bill and even more usually we are right. Wrong choice.
- We want it split
- I want my drink refilled
- Yes I want change
- Pretend like you have fucking done this before