Taco Bell is my favorite place to eat. I even wrote a whole article on my blog about how awesome Taco Bell’s vegetarian options are. However this particular Taco Ball, the one I go to most often, has been truly letting me down. I am a reasonable person who has worked in the food industry a considerable amount of time. I have a good feel for when I am being annoying or crazy and when I am not. This situation should have been handled differently.

Update!

Looks like Taco Bell ended up seeing this video and wanted to make it right. I really appreciate that. Today when I checked the mail I received a pleasant surprise! They gave me (and Shane) four “two free item” certificates, three $5 gift certificates, four little hot sauce pins, and a hand-written card. Very well done.

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valentines day gift idea pot of origami flowers valentines day gift idea pot of origami flowers
Buying gifts for your significant other is hard enough. Coming up with something thoughtful and romantic gets harder every year. I know the feeling guys. I went through an origami phase in high school, and from that phase I came up with this delightful little craft project. It is perfect for: anniversaries, birthdays, valentines day, mothers day, any other day!

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-17 degrees

Several mild winters
inhospitable weather
forgotten till now
cup of tea with strawberry jelly in it

Benefits of cold
work from home encouraged
superior tea
Quasi and Basil together

Quasi And Basil
try to love them equally
without much success

Three avocados
simultaneously ripe
the clock is ticking
Feed My Starving Children bags ready for shipments

feed starving children
vitamins, veggies, soy, rice
calm repetition

You know what is the worst part of Christmas? Getting a really amazing, thoughtful, wonderful gift from a friend or family member. Then you feel HORRIBLE because you never got them anything back. Guilt for Christmas.

Here are just a few more reason I think Christmas sucks.

bike covered in snow attached to a pole

without a back wheel
this abandoned bicycle
suffers the winter
castlevania symphony of the night

enormous mansion
five hour exploration
marble gallery
castlevania symphony of the night

double jump pendant
double’s the enormity
Dracula’s castle

Another pile of juicy lifehacks, are they any good!? Better watch and find out. I do want to point one out specifcially that I find baffling. Apparently if you eat an apple from the bottom up instead from the side and around you can eat the whole thing as if the core wasn’t there. Not sure if this is some kind of 4th dimension quantum mechanics trick of folding space because I don’t get it. You need to see it to believe it.

the December breeze
runs her fingers through my hair
a current of cold

On the morning of Nov 19th we lost a valuable member of our family. Our 13 year old bulldog Bruno had to be put to sleep. He started having an extended seizure and there wasn’t much to do at the pet clinic except keep him sedated. It was time to say our goodbyes.

Even though he had arthritis, could hardly hear or see toward the end, he was still humping his stuffed gorilla the night before like an adolescent alpha male. He lived a long life full of love, delicious home-cooked meals, and giant stuffed animals. He was loved by everyone, and will never be forgotten.

Here is a video of Bruno doing what he does best. Eating, you wouldn’t even know that he is a million years old…