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Lisa’s new swimsuit
a million dollars well spent
time for volleyball
a million dollars well spent
time for volleyball
prudish Ayane
a flurry of purple gifts
loosened that bitch up
a flurry of purple gifts
loosened that bitch up
The war against the Reapers won’t win itself! You will need to gather every possible advantage but who has the time!? This Mass Effect 3 Galactic Procurement Guide will provide the locations of scannable: War Assets, Artifacts, Upgrades, and Intel.
Don’t wast time scanning planets that reap no rewards. Go directly where you need to be and gather what you need to destroy the Reapers. 8.5 x 11 inches and 300dpi this map is perfect for printing. Download now!
Waiting for Mass Effect 3 has really been putting a strain on my sanity. I have been pretty much grinding full time to get all my ME2 characters in a row and ready for import. Anytime I am not playing Mass Effect I am thinking about it. These haiku are the result of me trying to be productive and failing.
Shepard at the club
the galaxy’s worst dancer
stick to shooting guns
the galaxy’s worst dancer
stick to shooting guns
Reapers stand no chance
wrath of this female Earthling
her time of the month
wrath of this female Earthling
her time of the month
all sides surrounded
both squad mates casualties
nothing charge can’t fix
both squad mates casualties
nothing charge can’t fix
tough-guy Turian
one come-on line from Femshep
a highschool junior
one come-on line from Femshep
a highschool junior
face covered in blood
overcome by happiness
—only a baby
overcome by happiness
—only a baby
rude and offensive
so vulnerable inside
—but nobody cares
so vulnerable inside
—but nobody cares
soft-spoken fellow
fighting for the galaxy
… crew needed color
fighting for the galaxy
… crew needed color
always cracking jokes—
self-defense mechanism
receding hairline
self-defense mechanism
receding hairline
dresses like a thief
wonders why she can’t come in
a sense of humor?
wonders why she can’t come in
a sense of humor?
Geth infiltrator
totally oblivious
his hilarity
totally oblivious
his hilarity
young and innocent—
but now, hard-boiled and ruthless
schizophrenia
but now, hard-boiled and ruthless
schizophrenia
super genius
engineered perfection
please remove your clothes
engineered perfection
please remove your clothes
courageous doctor
buried in his distant past
—an atrocity
buried in his distant past
—an atrocity
deadly orgasm
Ardat-Yakshi maneuver
—quite literally
Ardat-Yakshi maneuver
—quite literally
the Justicar code
highest Asari concept
on-off like a switch
highest Asari concept
on-off like a switch
fans demand her face
just to be dissapointed?
stick to fantasy
just to be dissapointed?
stick to fantasy
headshot prodigy
“I brought shredder ammo”
keep it to yourself
“I brought shredder ammo”
keep it to yourself
skilled mercenary
cheated death dozens of times
inferno grenade
cheated death dozens of times
inferno grenade
Are you still scanning planets to discover the secret N7 missions in Mass Effect 2? Are you going to the ME2 Wiki and reading every N7 missions summary looking for the three with research rewards? Are you tired of it!? Forget it! This Mass Effect 2 galaxy map provides: locations and summery of all N7 missions, checkboxes to keep track of progress.
No need to waste valuable seconds searching for the Rosetta Nebula, this galaxy map shows you exactly where it is and what can be found there. A must have for any galactic mercenary, Cerberus agent, or alliance soldier. 8.5 x 11 inches and 300dpi this map is perfect for printing. Download now!
Are you just one Salarian ID tag away from a complete collection!? Fear not! This galactic treasure map provides the locations of: Salarian ID Tags, Prothean Data Discs, Turian Insignias, League of One Medallions, and Asari Writings.
Your treasure hunting troubles are a thing of the past. Do not waste any more time searching on planets while Saren and the reapers are tearing the galaxy apart! You have better things to worry about. This perfect-for-printing document is 8.5 x 11 and 300dpi. Keep it right in your game box, tape it to your wall, place it under your pillow while you sleep.
Building an epic mega mall in this mobile classic? Need some help? I present a visual guide to Mega Mall Story including:
- All combos
- Floor compatibility
- Combo synergy
- Chain Combos
- Gameplay tips
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