Waiting for Mass Effect 3 has really been putting a strain on my sanity. I have been pretty much grinding full time to get all my ME2 characters in a row and ready for import. Anytime I am not playing Mass Effect I am thinking about it. These haiku are the result of me trying to be productive and failing.
Shepard at the club
the galaxy’s worst dancer
stick to shooting guns
Reapers stand no chance
wrath of this female Earthling
her time of the month
all sides surrounded
both squad mates casualties
nothing charge can’t fix
tough-guy Turian
one come-on line from Femshep
a highschool junior
face covered in blood
overcome by happiness
—only a baby
rude and offensive
so vulnerable inside
—but nobody cares
soft-spoken fellow
fighting for the galaxy
… crew needed color
always cracking jokes—
self-defense mechanism
receding hairline
dresses like a thief
wonders why she can’t come in
a sense of humor?
Geth infiltrator
totally oblivious
his hilarity
young and innocent—
but now, hard-boiled and ruthless
schizophrenia
super genius
engineered perfection
please remove your clothes
courageous doctor
buried in his distant past
—an atrocity
deadly orgasm
Ardat-Yakshi maneuver
—quite literally
the Justicar code
highest Asari concept
on-off like a switch
fans demand her face
just to be dissapointed?
stick to fantasy
headshot prodigy
“I brought shredder ammo”
keep it to yourself
skilled mercenary
cheated death dozens of times
inferno grenade
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