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Spring Blizzard

middle of April
patio chair unprepared
a midnight blizzard

pixelated feast
i’m jealous of my heroes
an empty stomach

Treasure from my past
blood in the arena
all night Gladius
Emily at home
I wonder if she’s naked
she is in my mind
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Humpday

instagram colored
my project nears completion
need an orange shirt

Current lunch menu
resist the urge to eat out
I “could” be convinced

after the workday
Emily and alcohol
eagerly waiting

her fresh pedicure
hidden beneath boots and socks
for my eyes only
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Engagement

a white bird and black bird sit on a corner of a rooftop looking away from each other

White bird and black bird
share a frosty rooftop
not on speaking terms
club sandwich at the republic

Risky club sandwich
crispy toast injures my mouth
no pain no gain bitch
the ruby engagment ring on my fiancee's finger

the weight is lifted
so heavy in my pocket
weightless on her hand
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Saturday

My dog Quasi hovering over my in the morning as I try to sleep

goal of sleeping in
Quasi never understood
who needs alarm clocks?
My lovely Emily having a good time at Green Mill

lunch and a movie
Emily’s favorite things
best boyfriend award
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Christmas Party

Close up of a white and blue striped tie on a blue shirt, Pratt knot.

holiday season
three short weeks in succession
teaches bad habits
Emily holding a baby happy as can be.

her love for babies
spreads like an infection
I still prefer dogs
A bunch of haikubes (toy) spelling out this haiku

ravenous dreaming
spiral slowly as I realize
logical whispers
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I Love Fridays

Bacon for breakfast / goes perfectly with coffee / weekly tradition

Bacon for breakfast
goes perfectly with coffee
weekly tradition
Bloody Mary lunch / an overwhelming garnish ... / do I still need food?

Bloody Mary lunch
an overwhelming garnish …
do I still need food?
First snow of winter / Minnesota residents / lose their fucking minds

First snow of winter
Minnesota residents
lose their fucking minds
Kyoto Sushi / me and the udon soup / finally battle

Kyoto Sushi
me and the udon soup
finally battle
The butterfly roll / adventurous Emily / removes avocado

The butterfly roll
adventurous Emily
removes avocado
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Sox Appeal

Unexpected gift / she can't wait to oblige me / taxi-flavored socks

Unexpected gift
she can’t wait to oblige me
taxi-flavored socks
Getting ready time / the mirror gets sick of me / perfecting my knot

Getting ready time
the mirror gets sick of me
perfecting my knot
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The Cabin

five-hour car trip / the world always seems so small / on the internet

five-hour car trip—
the world always seems so small
on the internet
his first vacation / an experience with sand /scared of the water

his first vacation
an experience with sand
scared of the water
Captain Emily / revisiting her childhood / brings me for the ride

Captain Emily
revisiting her childhood
brings me for the ride
the backseat window / road trip television screen / tree variety

the backseat window
road trip television screen
tree variety
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Monday

It's Bachelorette time / for pesky commercial breaks / Cosmopolitan

It’s Bachelorette time
for pesky commercial breaks
Cosmopolitan
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Love Note

Each night sexy dreams
each morning optimism
Emily fetish

the link building task
little brain-power required
but so exhausting

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