Donkey Kong

01-25-2015-brandy

play video games
the same as I remember
except the brandy
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Pauline is missing
nefarious kidnapper
rapist gorilla
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Donkey Kong Jr
attempts to save his father
Mario’s revenge
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Case of the Mondays

12-8-2014-ramen

ramen noodle lunch
fear sodium overdose?
add vegetables
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of all controllers
this one is her favorite
Mario Party
12-8-2014-xbox

perfect controller
experience childhood games
without discomfort
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Luftrausers

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one against many
sepia keeps things simple
shoot everything dark
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pair of battleships
shell the sky relentlessly
laser beams answer
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arrival of blimp
my bullets feel meaningless
fire to my death
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a true pilots skill
measured not by his aiming
but by his stalling
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rain of steel debris
dozens of murdered pilots
my compassion — low
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Fourth of July!

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Hunting in the grass
cute until I realize
it’s a bumble bee
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Unmanned forgotten
ponder what misfortune fell
sign so promising
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Our Wedding

06-21-2014-shoes

Rush to get ready
at least one think us certain
perfect pedicure
06-21-2014-groomsmen

Three bachelors enter
one transforms into husband
she’s a lucky girl
06-21-2014-rings

Six years together
prove compatibility
finally married
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Tuesday

nice latte from dogwood coffee

Fifty cents per ounce
this early in the morning
I indulge myself
Quasi after killing a stuffed pig

his favorite pig
accidentally murdered
a crime of passion
making of a smore

S’mores around a fire
artificial nature
the way I like it
My pretty wife to be: Emily

i’m more fortunate
every passing moment
soon to be married
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Miscellaneous

review of a promotional pen

Cheap promotion pen
anticipated garbage—
pleasantly surprised
peppers in four different colors

The grocery store
treasures from around the world
dollar ninety nine
50 knit ties from combat gent

knit tie paradise
gold is treasure for most men
I prefer neckties
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Mondays

american-apparel

sexy mannequins
American Apparel
you almost got me

ethernet-knot

hands can’t help themselves
each cord a potential knot
good luck IT guy

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Glutenberg Bible
I, alone, appreciate
this hilarity

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Romantic Dinner

emily prepares for dinner

Emily gets dressed
while my mind undresses her
is that irony?
emily's pink pedicure

Korean salon
twenty minutes to explain
this pink pedicure
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4.04 Spring Not Found

snowfall during spring

twelve inches of snow
tremendous inconvenience
death throws of winter

snowfall during spring

black leather and chrome
the store: intimidating
I’m happy it’s here

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