battle of Thor Six / decisive red victory / war isn't over

battle of Thor Six
decisive red victory
war isn’t over

The longer you play / the less starting hands matter / until bluffs are called

the longer you play
the less starting hands matter
until bluffs are called

retired samurai / enjoys his last vacation / ocha and hot springs

retired samurai
enjoys his last vacation
ocha and hot springs

the texture of meat / in the presence of mushrooms / unnecessary

the texture of meat
in the presence of mushrooms
unnecessary

Six jalapeños / their anger calculated / hot sauce equation

six jalapeños
their anger calculated
hot sauce equation

Ramen tradition / interrupted by udon / welcome to the team

ramen tradition
interrupted by udon
welcome to the team

Public microwaves / think of the stories they'd tell / hardest workers here

public microwaves
think of the stories they’d tell
hardest workers here

long weekend return
unidentified film floats
no turning back now

what is bad in soup?
a vegetable hot tub
hot sauce overdose

game performed poorly /blame Nintendo's practices? / I blame the box art

game performed poorly
blame Nintendo’s practices?
I blame the box art

Ninety degree day / I shiver in a sweater / air conditioning

ninety degree day
I shiver in a sweater
air conditioning

Looking for snacks / A vegan realization / the world is dairy

looking for snacks
a vegan realization
the world is dairy

This aquarium / more misery than water / what can they hope for?

this aquarium
more misery than water
what can they hope for?