Unexpected gift
she can’t wait to oblige me
taxi-flavored socks
she can’t wait to oblige me
taxi-flavored socks
Getting ready time
the mirror gets sick of me
perfecting my knot
the mirror gets sick of me
perfecting my knot
Pinterest frenzy
The masses hungry for knots
give them what they want
The masses hungry for knots
give them what they want
Letterpress word game
I lose the majority
obvious reasons
I lose the majority
obvious reasons
Thanksgiving’s approach
warmer than usual
everything pumpkin
warmer than usual
everything pumpkin
MOG
A simple Moogle?
Set foot in his dance floor;
you will understand.
A simple Moogle?
Set foot in his dance floor;
you will understand.
CYAN
Master of the blade.
Slowly and deliberately
winning my battles.
Master of the blade.
Slowly and deliberately
winning my battles.
RELM
Such realism
a talented young artist.
Don’t provoke her sketch.
Such realism
a talented young artist.
Don’t provoke her sketch.
GAU
A boy raised by beasts.
Ferocious like a tiger,
fearless like a child.
A boy raised by beasts.
Ferocious like a tiger,
fearless like a child.
CELES
Imperial pawn,
saw the error of her ways.
Joined the opera
Imperial pawn,
saw the error of her ways.
Joined the opera
STRAGO
An ancient wizard
with his own brand of magic.
Sporting a Mohawk.
An ancient wizard
with his own brand of magic.
Sporting a Mohawk.
GOGO
A jack of all trades.
A man of many talents.
But none of his own…
A jack of all trades.
A man of many talents.
But none of his own…
UMARO
Giant mindless beast.
Only good for guard duty
Liability.
Giant mindless beast.
Only good for guard duty
Liability.
modern conference
the audience distracted?
—twitter note taking
the audience distracted?
—twitter note taking
MobCon twitter trend
those not in attendance…
assume “more bacon”
those not in attendance…
assume “more bacon”
internet problems
technology conference
inevitable
technology conference
inevitable
unexpectedly
this dessert induces sweat
spicy chocolate cake
this dessert induces sweat
spicy chocolate cake
most common question
the registration desk—
where is the bathroom?
the registration desk—
where is the bathroom?
CELES
Imperial pawn
saw the error of her ways
Joined the opera
Imperial pawn
saw the error of her ways
Joined the opera
SETZER
Dashing gambler
A deck of cards, pair of dice
Weapons in his hands.
Dashing gambler
A deck of cards, pair of dice
Weapons in his hands.
TERRA
The green haired beauty
Magic is a toy to her
thanks to Esper genes.
The green haired beauty
Magic is a toy to her
thanks to Esper genes.
LOCKE
It isn’t stealing
if you “find” it on a corpse
A treasure hunter
It isn’t stealing
if you “find” it on a corpse
A treasure hunter
EDGAR
Unorthodox style
All the monsters run in fear
When the chainsaw starts.
Unorthodox style
All the monsters run in fear
When the chainsaw starts.
SABIN
Martial arts master
With clenched fists he unleashes
The “Bum Rush Technique.”
Martial arts master
With clenched fists he unleashes
The “Bum Rush Technique.”
SHADOW
Out of ninja stars?
Everything is a weapon
if thrown hard enough.
Out of ninja stars?
Everything is a weapon
if thrown hard enough.
sock scavenger hunt
eight different shades of tan
none of them a pair
eight different shades of tan
none of them a pair
five-hour car trip—
the world always seems so small
on the internet
the world always seems so small
on the internet
his first vacation
an experience with sand
scared of the water
an experience with sand
scared of the water
Captain Emily
revisiting her childhood
brings me for the ride
revisiting her childhood
brings me for the ride
the backseat window
road trip television screen
tree variety
road trip television screen
tree variety
cuddling with Quasi
he couldn’t be happier
watching torture-porn
he couldn’t be happier
watching torture-porn
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