In the mood for Sprite
we have only Diet Coke
first world problems
we have only Diet Coke
first world problems
the trinity knot
Quasi get all the bitches
taking after dad
Quasi get all the bitches
taking after dad
holiday season
three short weeks in succession
teaches bad habits
three short weeks in succession
teaches bad habits
her love for babies
spreads like an infection
I still prefer dogs
spreads like an infection
I still prefer dogs
ravenous dreaming
spiral slowly as I realize
logical whispers
spiral slowly as I realize
logical whispers
fortune not embraced
desperate thugs journey home
swimming in moonlight
desperate thugs journey home
swimming in moonlight
Christmas dinner tie
a baked salmon accident
very ironic
a baked salmon accident
very ironic
Mass Effect Data
Over three-hundred hours
I start a new game
Over three-hundred hours
I start a new game
Data migration?
Shepard proudly volunteers
suicide mission
Shepard proudly volunteers
suicide mission
drinking to forget?
drinking to the memory
all the lost Shepards
drinking to the memory
all the lost Shepards
six ounce espresso
i drink out of boredom
and necessity
i drink out of boredom
and necessity
stalking my victim
art of assassination
very low-profile
art of assassination
very low-profile
a four-story drop
hidden, focused, aerial
I am an artist
hidden, focused, aerial
I am an artist
of all the Hessians
only one, an assassin
that’s the one I met
only one, an assassin
that’s the one I met
Lunch exploration
Sushi Tango bento box?
I’d have it again
Sushi Tango bento box?
I’d have it again
Christmas tradition
a tasteful glass of eggnog
most of it brandy
a tasteful glass of eggnog
most of it brandy
Bacon for breakfast
goes perfectly with coffee
weekly tradition
goes perfectly with coffee
weekly tradition
Bloody Mary lunch
an overwhelming garnish …
do I still need food?
an overwhelming garnish …
do I still need food?
First snow of winter
Minnesota residents
lose their fucking minds
Minnesota residents
lose their fucking minds
Kyoto Sushi
me and the udon soup
finally battle
me and the udon soup
finally battle
The butterfly roll
adventurous Emily
removes avocado
adventurous Emily
removes avocado
Hour late to work
perfecting this knot pattern
a lady killer
perfecting this knot pattern
a lady killer
hazelnut creamer
almost makes it adequate
I dislike coffee
almost makes it adequate
I dislike coffee
It’s meeting Monday
just my neck decorated
they are all jealous
just my neck decorated
they are all jealous
my lunch in a jar
superior container?
spaghetti meatballs
superior container?
spaghetti meatballs
Pivotal Tracker
amazing satisfaction
“Delivering” tasks
amazing satisfaction
“Delivering” tasks
like a hospital
the Volkswagon Dealership
styrofoam coffee
the Volkswagon Dealership
styrofoam coffee
mission to kill time
we explore the Burnsville Mall
it’s so exotic
we explore the Burnsville Mall
it’s so exotic
bad fuel injector
Mr Krasny has the fix
way over my head
Mr Krasny has the fix
way over my head
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