MozCon

One hour for lunch / two hours standing in line / exaggeration?

One hour for lunch
two hours standing in line
exaggeration?
someone spilled the ice / wet floor sign alerts others / while the mess self cleans

someone spilled the ice
wet floor sign alerts others
while the mess self cleans
So many people
seven hundred computers
still the room is cold
MozCon conference / thousand internet experts / without internet

MozCon conference
thousand internet experts
without internet
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Flight to Seattle

security checkpoint / my small bottle of cologne / highly suspect

security checkpoint
my small bottle of cologne
highly suspect
above cloud cover / I reminisce of winter / flight to Seattle

above cloud cover
I reminisce of winter
flight to Seattle
magic of a plane / coffee pretzels and peanuts / rival ambrosia

magic of a plane
coffee pretzels and peanuts
rival ambrosia
oceanic breeze / air slightly salty scented / oddly familiar

oceanic breeze
air slightly salty scented
oddly familiar
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Umbria

Sunday espresso / my enjoyment dependent / amount of sugar

Sunday espresso
my enjoyment dependent
amount of sugar
Fortune in my cup / drowsy creativity / a long night ahead

Fortune in my cup
drowsy creativity
a long night ahead
add sugar — forget / add sugar another time / not enough sugar

add sugar — forget
add sugar another time
not enough sugar
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Monday

It's Bachelorette time / for pesky commercial breaks / Cosmopolitan

It’s Bachelorette time
for pesky commercial breaks
Cosmopolitan
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Weekend

each weekday morning
which ten minutes do you want?
my snooze button asks
Cosmopolitan / a parody of itself / sex tips are my itch

Cosmopolitan
a parody of itself
sex tips are my itch
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Zoo

hundreds of faces / observe giant fish inside / fish indifferent #haiku

hundreds of faces
observe giant fish inside
fish indifferent
children shout at bears / bears love the attention / parents make them stop #haiku

children shout at bears
bears love the attention
parents make them stop
were I a gibbon / the ducks swimming below me / would never have peace #haiku

were I a gibbon
the ducks swimming below me
would never have peace
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Memorial Weekend

He has taken me / surrounded by demons / sleep impossible

he has taken me
surrounded by demons
sleep impossible

Quasi’s new necklace
all other dogs are jealous
especially bitches
Wonderful burger / a tarnished experiance / terrible service

Wonderful burger
a tarnished experiance
terrible service
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Coffee and Tie

enchilada lunch
my tie remains unblemished
life’s simple triumphs

coffee looks so good
but I so hate the flavor
first sip reminder
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Summer

Ping's Chinese buffet / most memorable feature / this enormous fish

Ping’s Chinese buffet
most memorable feature
this enormous fish
The fortune writer / not sure if missing the point / or suicidal

the fortune writer
not sure if missing the point
or suicidal
Dorito tacos / inspiration so genius / proves God's existence.

Dorito tacos
inspiration so genius
proves God’s existence.
sauna session / I derive little pleasure / never miss the chance

a sauna session
I derive little pleasure
never miss the chance
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Games

gameshow contestant
murders hundred faceless thugs
how much they get paid?

all-female sex race
the Elerian Empire
this nerd’s fantasy

another breakthrough?
my scientists work quickly
must be the dress code

Elerian spy’s
info-gathering techniques
… imagination
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