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instagram colored
my project nears completion
need an orange shirt

Current lunch menu
resist the urge to eat out
I “could” be convinced

after the workday
Emily and alcohol
eagerly waiting

her fresh pedicure
hidden beneath boots and socks
for my eyes only
a white bird and black bird sit on a corner of a rooftop looking away from each other

White bird and black bird
share a frosty rooftop
not on speaking terms
club sandwich at the republic

Risky club sandwich
crispy toast injures my mouth
no pain no gain bitch
the ruby engagment ring on my fiancee's finger

the weight is lifted
so heavy in my pocket
weightless on her hand
Ediety or Merovingian necktie knot

The time has arrived
after investing in vests
the Ediety knot
Coworker getting coffee out of a terrible coffee machine, the coffee sucks

Terrible coffee
like it isn’t bad enough
this percolator
A stylish tea mug with a seahorse on it

steaming cup of tea
waits for my return from lunch
but the steam does not
stack of empty plates at a sushi buffet

stack of empty plates
display happy memories
sushi consumption
James is making notes on a white board while the rest of the marketing team watches

one-hour meeting
unexpectedly James joins
three-hour meeting
three salted, peanut butter filled pretzels on table

Pretzels and myself
both full of peanut butter
lack of self-control
pruple tie on a pink pattern shirt

baked potato soup
pink and purple subtlety
a successful lunch
White shirt with black stripes and a teal/pink bowtie

casual Friday
one man sporting a bow tie
they are all in awe
spam egg and cheese sandwich made with eggo waffles

Spam and egg breakfast
I cook in my winter coat
to protect my shirt
circular tie rack with 20 colorful ties hung on it

paint on a canvas
each shirt begging for color
this is my palette
tan shirt with red/orange/black striped tie tied in a cape knot

holiday season
spoiled by many short weeks
we return to work
Bacon for breakfast / goes perfectly with coffee / weekly tradition

Bacon for breakfast
goes perfectly with coffee
weekly tradition
Bloody Mary lunch / an overwhelming garnish ... / do I still need food?

Bloody Mary lunch
an overwhelming garnish …
do I still need food?
First snow of winter / Minnesota residents / lose their fucking minds

First snow of winter
Minnesota residents
lose their fucking minds
Kyoto Sushi / me and the udon soup / finally battle

Kyoto Sushi
me and the udon soup
finally battle
The butterfly roll / adventurous Emily / removes avocado

The butterfly roll
adventurous Emily
removes avocado
Hour late to work / perfecting this knot pattern / a lady killer

Hour late to work
perfecting this knot pattern
a lady killer
hazelnut creamer /  almost makes it adequate /  I dislike coffee

hazelnut creamer
almost makes it adequate
I dislike coffee
It's meeting Monday /  just my neck decorated /  they are all jealous

It’s meeting Monday
just my neck decorated
they are all jealous
my lunch in a jar /  superior container? /  spaghetti meatballs

my lunch in a jar
superior container?
spaghetti meatballs
Pivotal Tracker
amazing satisfaction
“Delivering” tasks
sock scavenger hunt / eight different shades of tan / none of them a pair

sock scavenger hunt
eight different shades of tan
none of them a pair