breakfast favorite
the office nearly empty
only my crunching
the office nearly empty
only my crunching
Deliberation
focus on our lunch venue
typical Friday
focus on our lunch venue
typical Friday
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fuzzy yeti hat
i would wear it constantly
my head overheats
i would wear it constantly
my head overheats
sitting in traffic
my tie matches the weather
white, complicated
my tie matches the weather
white, complicated
work provides free beer
I’m half Jewish but hate beer
conflict of interest
I’m half Jewish but hate beer
conflict of interest
paint on a canvas
each shirt begging for color
this is my palette
each shirt begging for color
this is my palette
holiday season
spoiled by many short weeks
we return to work
spoiled by many short weeks
we return to work
fortune not embraced
desperate thugs journey home
swimming in moonlight
desperate thugs journey home
swimming in moonlight
Christmas dinner tie
a baked salmon accident
very ironic
a baked salmon accident
very ironic
Hour late to work
perfecting this knot pattern
a lady killer
perfecting this knot pattern
a lady killer
hazelnut creamer
almost makes it adequate
I dislike coffee
almost makes it adequate
I dislike coffee
Unexpected gift
she can’t wait to oblige me
taxi-flavored socks
she can’t wait to oblige me
taxi-flavored socks
Getting ready time
the mirror gets sick of me
perfecting my knot
the mirror gets sick of me
perfecting my knot
Pinterest frenzy
The masses hungry for knots
give them what they want
The masses hungry for knots
give them what they want
most of my routine
dedicated to this knot
an attention whore
dedicated to this knot
an attention whore
overcooked burger
service bad as expected
the Lowry Uptown
service bad as expected
the Lowry Uptown
cotton candy theme
tie and shirt in harmony
sugar and cotton
tie and shirt in harmony
sugar and cotton
every steeped tea bag
mood and alertness improve
—the bladder alarm
mood and alertness improve
—the bladder alarm
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