MAME emulator
replay childhood memories
the arcade again

modern controller
controls a two-button game
Miyamoto smiles

Destructoid reports that Capcom senior VP Christian Svensson is pushing for stronger single player “story mode” in Capcom’s fighting games.

The strategic marketing group here has for quite a while been pushing for our fighting franchises to have more and better single player content, of which full fledged story modes are one component. How and when those requirements manifest in our future roadmap, I’m not prepared to speak about at this time.

A pretty wishy-washy remark in general, I wouldn’t really make a story out of it, but it did get me thinking if that is something I truly want. Of course I would prefer a great story mode to go along with a great fighting game, but everything comes at a cost. Mortal Kombat 9 in 2011, a game I loved, had a fun and excellent story mode. I played it exactly once and had a blast. Took me about 6 hours total I think? Then I proceeded to play the game with my friends and online for another 250 hours. Never even thinking about single player again.

Do you see my point? The single player was a flash in the pan. It hardly meant anything to me. I wouldn’t have even noticed if there was no single player. Fighting games, by definition, are not a single player affair. You play them online or you play them with your friends but the purpose isn’t to “beat the game” it is to compete with other players. Does rock, paper, scissors have a single player mode? Does poker?

When a company is developing a fighting game I want them spending 100% of the time polishing the gameplay, balancing the gameplay, and finally, adding as many characters as possible to add variety to the gameplay. I want the 300+ hours I spend FIGHTING to be as enjoyable as possible, I could care less about the 6-8 hours I experience single player.

Oh and while I am at it. Don’t FORCE me to play single player buy locking half the characters and making them rewards. I spend $60 to play with my friends. Recently I purchased Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 which had a single player they obviously spent a ton of time on. I wish they hadn’t, because of the 80 characters in the game only 20 are playable until you start completing the single player. Closely followed this game’s production and there is a large list of characters that didn’t make it into the game such as: The Sound Four, The Edo Kages, The Seven Swordsman. All of these were speculated to be in the game, but didn’t make it. Why not? It’s because they spent 6 months on the single player.

Let me know if you know of such a game. The elusive fighting game with a truly worthwhile story mode. I’ll play it! There has only been a single time. Only one game had a single player mode so good I played it more than once. Naruto the Broken Bond.

naruto broken bond xbox game

gameshow contestant
murders hundred faceless thugs
how much they get paid?

all-female sex race
the Elerian Empire
this nerd’s fantasy

another breakthrough?
my scientists work quickly
must be the dress code

Elerian spy’s
info-gathering techniques
… imagination
eighty hours playing / gifting swimsuits on the beach / save file corrupted

eighty hours playing
gifting swimsuits on the beach
“save file corrupted”

Vincent and myself
endure similar nightmares—
game of reflection

almost no gameplay
but maximum engagement
run away and hide

Anyone can put together a list of the sexiest video game girls. It takes a true connoisseur to limit himself to only those of the 16-bit and under variety. Don’t tell me you never fantasized about any of these perfectly-crafted pixel pretties! I present to you my top ten sexiest girls from the retro gaming world. They are in no particular order except for Peach being last because she is, and has always been, my secret fantasy. Please enjoy! Warning: Lot’s of images!!!


Cammy… where to begin. Cammy is one of those characters that was custom-built to be a sex icon. I mean look at what she is wearing. We are supposed to believe she is a military girl? Maybe the swimming pool military. Look at her victory pose! That actually happens in the game when she wins, she turns around and shows the player her perfectly toned delicious ass as a reward for the win. Imagine what she would do if you took her out to dinner.


Cammy is from Street Figher, for the uninitiated. She appears first in “The New Challengers” joining the cast as the only girl next to Chun-Li. Why didn’t I choose Chun-Li you ask? Well two reasons, first Cammy is better dressed. By better I mean I can see more of her ass. Although Chun-Li does wear stockings, which I love, so maybe that is a toss up? The real reason is Chun-Li’s legs are just too muscular for me. They are a little intimidating actually. Cammy, despite being an expert hand to hand combatant still strikes me as a flirty girly girl.


Not much imagination is needed to sexualize Cammy, “butt” one thing is for sure … If you are going to do Cammy, you better get the ass right.




Sonya Blade

It’s weird to have Sonya on a 16-bit list because she is only barely a 16-bit character. Sonya is a motion capture of a real woman (an athletics instructor) so her body is actually real. Nevertheless Sonya is on the Genesis and SNES in 16-bit glory so she counts. The fact that she is actually a real women gives fantasizing about her a little more merit does it not? All of Sonya’s moves look so realistic, that delightful leg grab for example. Imagine having your head locked inside those powerful legs. A dream come true for some, including yours truly.


Sonya was a late addition to Mortal Kombat. The game was almost completed without any female fighters at all but at the last second they decided to add one in. Good idea! Nerdy boys like girls duh! Obviously she was a huge hit, the “better half” of Mortal Kombat has grown with every evolution. Some may say Kitana or Jade are sexier Mortal Kombatants but they would be wrong. They don’t have her legs.

After MK1 Sonya is oddly missing from the MK2 … Or is she!? She can be seen shackled on the sidelines of Shao Khan’s arena. Shao Khan sure does know how to treat a lady, that rapist. Can’t say I blame him, if I was a badass like Shao Khan I would shackle love slaves all over my palace too.




Sonya has it pretty rough. She lives a spartan life keeping murdering scum off the streets, no time for romance. This is exactly why I would like to take Sonya out on a date, treat her like a lady, open the door for her, give her an excuse to wear that sexy dress and those strappy shoes she bought that one hopeful night. The night she almost went on a date. The dress that now hangs in her closet as a reminder of the life she can’t have. I want to give her that life. If only for one night. Especially if she is played by Jeri Ryan.

Samus Aran

Samus is a woman.

That was quite the development back in the day. Imagine a snot-nosed kid (me) playing Metroid on the NES. Spending entire DAYS in this black cave, lost as fuck, exploring, backtracking, shooting random aliens with a hand cannon. You really get into Samus’ head when you are trapped alone in the dark with only him. He becomes you, and it is you wearing that power suit. Until you realize you are a woman and your subconscious is thrown out of the suit like a bullet out of a slingshot. You actually have less in common than you thought! But then you get to thinking. How much does it matter that she is a girl? You both went through the same adventure, risked your lives together, lived inside the same suit, tasted each other’s sweat … I mean …


It was a hell of a revelation. M. Knight. Shamaylan eat your fucking heart out. That is how you do a twist. Actually it’s probably where that con artist got the idea for a twist in the first place.

Nintendo understood. The Metroid kids have been enjoying Samus wet dreams for over ten years, so they gave them what they wanted: the “Zero Suit.” Not really sure how or why it fits into the story all I know is it’s a blue, latex, skin-tight suit that shows off Samus’s perfect body from every angle. Trust me, I have checked.




Mai Shiranui

Mai is from the SNK fighting game series’ King of Fighters and Fatal Fury. Although, I first discovered her in the much later game: Capcom vs SNK. Like her fighting game counterpart Cammy, Mai is a blatant sex symbol. Her 16-bit sprites actually have 2D boob jiggle. Possibly the first time this was done? I am not sure, but as soon as I found out I made sure to look up some videos.


Mai is a ninja who uses fans as her weapons, along with some fire abilities. Her real special power however, is having the best body in video game history, and she isn’t afraid to show it. Wearing next to nothing has several advantages for a ninja. First, it allows for maximum mobility. Second, she will surely distract any male combatants who are not prepared for what they see. Let’s be serious, Mai is a sexy, asian, female ninja sexpot. She is a like an explosion of fetish stereotypes. All you girls better be taking notes.

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Chrono Trigger is a treasure among Super Nintendo games. This RPG consistently makes top ten lists for best game, and so do its ladies. There are three female characters in Chrono’s party, Marle the blond princess (typical), Ayla the prehistoric cave woman and Lucca the nerdy inventor. When I played the game I always took Lucca and Frog as my teammates. Frog just because I think a frog wearing gentlemen’s garb donning a sword bigger than himself is fucking badass, and Lucca … My sweet Lucca.

The sexy nerdy girl is an often sought stereotype among fantasy characters. Lucca covers all the bases. She is skinny, funny, nice, smart and most of all totally clueless about how SMOKING HOT she is. She has probably never been handled by the deft hands of a “skilled man” like myself. Lucca deserves to be treated like a beautiful women.




altIf I was Chrono, the choice would be clear. Marle is already a pampered princess, probably totally high maintenance. Lucca on the other hand is prime for the picking. On one of the cold nights in the desolate future in dome 16 I would make my move. After she is snuggled up holding her covers tightly, wishing a warm body could be next to hers, to comfort her, not only from the cold, but also the uncertain future. I would slowly remove the glasses from her pretty face and we would both wonder who’s dream this is.

Dixie Kong

I realize I am walking a fine line here, a fine line between an innocent fantasy and pedophiliac bestiality, but I think Dixie Kong is kinda sexy. if imagining this sexy blond chimp eating a banana is wrong, I don’t want to be right. It seems I might be the only one due to the lack of both fan art, and cosplay of everyone’s favorite chimpette. But why? Is it because she is a monkey? Give me a break! She can talk, she wears make up and clothing. She is more human than many humans I know. Is it because she is only 14 years old? Well she was 14 years old when she was in DKC2 but that was like a 20 years ago, she isn’t jailbait anymore.


Tyris Flare

Raise your hand if you remember Golden Axe? I can’t tell if nobody knows about this game, or my circle of friends has simply not be exposed to it enough. I have no idea how popular it is at all. Is this an esoteric choice? You have probably noticed most of my characters are coming from Super Nintendo. Well, here is my Sega entry.



Golden Axe is a beat-em-up game similar to Final Fight, or Battle Toads set in the bronze age. You can control one of three characters, the male barbarian, the female barbarian or the dwarves barbarian. Tyris Flare is the female, and she is a beast. Not only is she wielding a massive sword, kicking ass and taking names, but she looks damn good doing it. She is wearing the classic barbarian bikini, which provides her no protection whatsoever from enemy attacks, but sometimes you need to make sacrifices for fashion. Next time I hear a girl complain about how uncomfortable high heels are am going to reference Tyris getting hit by a fucking axe in the middle of some icy prehistoric mountain range wearing nothing but red boots and white panties and tell her to shut the fuck up.





The Legend of Zelda is one of Nintendo’s mega brands. There have been one or more Zelda games on every Nintendo Console from the NES all the way to the current Wii U. This allowed the Princess Zelda plenty of time and opportunity to transform from being a helpless damsel to a playable character. She even joins the Smash Brothers Melee and Brawl cast to throw down. Nintendo even gave her the blue jumpsuit makeover, which catapulted Zelda, or should I say “Shiek” her ninja alter-ego into the realm of super sexy.



I never got into the Zelda games. I played the original on NES, but never played any others so Princess Zelda isn’t that close to my heart. However I do have a soft spot for princesses in general so she still makes my list of hottest 16-bit vixens. Well, her being a princess and being best friends with Peach of course.


There is an interesting thing about Zelda. Looking for provocative images of the other ladies on this list has been easy (with the exception of Dixie Kong) but the collective internet seems to have a strange respect for Zelda. She rarely appears in vulgar fan renderings. All of the other girls have hardcore sex images, hermaphrodite concepts, the whole scattered list of fetishes including bondage, feet, tickling, latex, watersport, chubby, skinny, pregnant, handicapped … but not Zelda, she is squeaky clean! Not sure why that is. How different is she than Peach really? Perhaps even MORE interestingly, there are tons of images of Zelda, Samus and Peach getting frisky together. I guess those other two are a bad influence on Zelda. Those three probably do their fair share of experimenting don’t you think? Wouldn’t you love to hide under the bed of that slumber party? I know I would.






Peach, we all know her. She is the original damsel in distress. Even before Bowser was kidnapping Peach, she was being kidnapped by Donkey Kong. I know it’s just a simple story trope, but really… why did these monsters kidnap Peach? Holding her for ransom? Mario can’t’ afford to pay anything, he is a plumber. Bowser is already king of an entire kingdom, does he really need money? Donkey Kong? He is an ape! He needs bananas so badly that he will kidnap a princess? Why not break into the banana factory? No that is only what they want you to think. The are 100% sick degenerate rapists. They want to kidnap my delicate flower, tie her up, and have their sadistic ways with her. THAT is why I play Mario games. It isn’t just a game, it is a personal quest.


Most of us remember princess peach first from Mario 2. Of course she was in the original Super Mario Brothers but mostly people couldn’t name her back then, at least not beyond “the princess.” In Mario 2 she was a playable character and a noteworthy one at that due to her ability to float for an extended period of time. Beyond that she has been a staple in Nintendo games either being kidnapped by Bowser or as a playable character in Nintendo’s various party and sports games. Nintendo is doing a good job playing in to the fan service lately. Check out the body on Peach in some of those sports games. Brings a smile to my face every time. It’s interesting how she didn’t have blond hair in her first appearances, but later simply had blond hair. Was this just a continuity mistake? Or was the color yellow hard to work with in NES games? Clearly now, she is blond, and seemingly was always thought of as blond despite her hair being red or brown. Doesn’t matter, I love Peach no matter what color her hair is. Peach has always been my kind of girl: prissy, delicate, feminine and needs to be rescued. A real girly girl.


Ever wonder what kind of underwear Peach wears? Don’t tell me you never did. Pretty girl in a pink dress, its perfectly natural to want to see what is underneath. Look at her putting those stockings on, putting them on just for me. I would love nothing more than to peel those stockings off with my teeth, to feel the smoothness her skin, and inhale her breaths.




Is there someone I missed? I haven’t played every 16-bit game so I am sure there are plenty of beautiful gems that I have never even heard of. Please share your thoughts.


terrible graphics
nostalgia-colored glasses
better than Xbox

pain of gassing up—
solace for ninety-nine cents
gas station coffee

bags under my eyes
nobody seems to notice—
but I notice theirs


a Tarkatan grunt
mostly unremarkable—
peculiar name

I have been an avid fan of turn based empire-building games since I was a child. I’ve played many of them, and usually for days on end, I probably have thousands of hours logged in Civilization II. Based on my experience I can confidently say that Master of Orion II is the best of the bunch even looking back now from 2018.

It just got so much right! So many elements of this game were leaps ahead of the genre. Everything is fun in Master of Orion II; exploration, empire building, science, war, even espionage. Many games that bring innovation to the genre, but many times that innovation falls flat on it’s face (Have you seen Master of Orion 3?) Master of Orion 2 challenges you on every level, and presents you interesting choices in all elements of gameplay.

Species Customization

The first noticeable difference between MOO2 and the other 4X games, and probably the most entertaining, is species creation. In MOO2 you get to create your alien race using an impressive customization screen reminiscent of the Fallout 1 and 2 character generator. Of course there are plenty of stock aliens to choose from, but you better believe it’s way more fun to make your own!

You can create a race of fragile, slow-to-reproduce, subterranean ultra smart science super nerds. Or you can make a race of telepaths that have a fetish for gold coins who use their telepathy to make favorable trade agreements. You can even make a race that doesn’t need to eat organic food but can get by eating minerals allowing them the ability to live on any planet and never worry about farming.

You could even draw on other popular aliens of science fiction and see how they would perform. How would you create StarCraft’s Zerg or Protoss in this sandbox? How about StarTrek’s Klingons, Romulans or Borg?

I have played hundreds of games and I still have builds I am interested in trying. The replay value is unparalleled.

Exploration and Colonization

In MOO2 expansion has some subtleties that make it fun and interesting. This game takes place in space, and instead of settling on land, you settle on entire planets that orbit stars. Early in the game your ships have primitive engines and can not venture very far from your home system.

Generally the map is generated to put some distance between you and your neighbors, at least until you settle a little further away. This means you will not need to fight for expansion space with any other races early in the game. There is usually plenty of room in your own little area to build up a solid empire before you need to arm up and battle.

The juiciest randomly-generated systems often come with a space monster protecting them. You need to develop the firepower to destroy the space monster before colonizing that system. This is awesome for three reasons:

  • It mitigates luck based advantages of starting next to a high quality system because even if you do, it will take some time to destroy the space monster.
  • Interesting game states present themselves in which a player must make the choice of researching weapon systems and building ships to destroy the monster as fast as possible as opposed to taking a more balanced research path and concentrating on infrastructure.
  • Race situations can take place, where two competing civilizations try to destroy the space monster and colonize the system before the other.

There is a good variety in expanding in this game as opposed to Civilization. In Civilization you always need to fight for land because if you fall behind in number of cities then you are at a disadvantage. That is true in Master of Orion 2 as well, but you can simply colonize fewer but higher quality planets for equal footing.

Even if that doesn’t work you can make poor planets better by getting terraforming technology, hydroponic farming or biospheres.


Diplomacy is always a breaking point in these 4X empire building games. In my opinion this is always the low point of Civilization games since Civ2. Either there aren’t enough diplomatic options or the AI acts so inexplicably the diplomacy screen isn’t even worth visiting. Well for a game that was released in the same year as Civilization 2, it had diplomacy that was more interesting that it has ever been.

The typical options are all there: trade technology (more on this in the science section), offer gifts to improve relations, demand technology/money/system, make alliances and if you really want to, you can surrender.

This all seems pretty normal, and for the most part it is. But here is what this game offers that is so brilliant and head of its time. When you sign a trade treaty or a science treaty you don’t just gain an immediate trade. Instead both of your civilizations begin PAYING money, and then eventually over several turns your deficit turns into a bonus and this bonus gets bigger over time. Both of your civilizations begin gaining bonus research points and income every turn and this number continues to grow as your civilizations prosper.

Civilization 5 recently (and I am talking 2010) implemented a science treaty system similar to this, and I am happy they finally realized what a great idea it is. This gives you incentive to actually stay at peace, and keep the peace with everyone. Also when you have a very strong and beneficial agreement going, it puts both parties in an interesting position to make demands. In this case a declaration of war isn’t just an inconvenience (and sometimes in the case of being very far apart, a total non-issue) to an actual detriment because losing the 200 research points and 150 income every turn is a big deal.

I can’t stress enough how innovative and excellent this move is. Not being at war isn’t the only incentive for peace anymore. You actually WANT to build many long-lasting relationships because the more science and trade agreements you have the higher you can fly.

One of the racial attributes is called Repulsive, and having it means you cannot do any diplomacy other than declare war and surrender. Sometimes the other races in the galaxy are repulsive (very often in the higher difficulty levels), and you have no choice but to be at war with them. It keeps you on your toes and makes diplomacy with the other races even more important.


Name a game that has fun espionage. Go ahead take your time. Espionage in turn based strategy games is like a water level in a side-scrolling platformer. It almost feels like a necessary evil that breaks up and bogs down the gameplay. It’s something that you need to deal with before continuing with your game.

MOO2 gets it right once again. In this game you handle all your spying activity in one screen with no need to manually move all your spies around. You simply assign offensive and defensive spies where you choose, give them a mission and thats it. Depending on how many spies are on offense vs how many spies are on defense, together with spy skill (which can be modified by racial bonuses and technology) your missions are successful or not on a given turn. Sometimes you will capture enemy spies. An alert saying “Your spies have caught and killed a Bulrathi spy” will be shown. Other times your spies will get killed, and you will need to replace them.

Here is the cool part. Sometimes after completing a mission (stealing technology, blowing up a barracks) your spy will report with “Your spy has stolen Planetary Supercomputer technology. Your spy framed the Bulrathi.” Making your target think the Bulrathi stole the technology! Leaving you without any diplomatic problems and maybe even causing some between your enemies! I am sure when you get reports of “Bulrathi has stolen a tech” it’s a frame up much of the time.

You can choose to confront the spy civilization in question and tell them to stop spying, but what if they never spied? Is it worth the risk of ruining a trade agreement?


Science isn’t managed like in other games where you will get all the technology eventually. See in the picture there are eight fields of science? And in each field there are several options? Well you get to choose only one path of research per field, per level. Meaning, in this case in the Physics field of science, I can choose to get the Phasor (which is a ship weapon), Phasor Rifle (for my ground troops) or Multi-Phased Shields (Ship defense). If I choose phasor I will be forever unable to get Phasor Rifle or Multi-Phased Shields. The next time I see the physics field it will have three different options and I will need to choose again.

You always need to choose what component of your technology you want to improve. Do you want faster engines or more powerful missiles? Do you want more food per farmer or a faster growth rate? Do you want more income or better trained troops?

This concept is also what makes technology trading so interesting. You can get research one thing, and an ally can research another, and then you can trade them. Another reason why having long-term allies is good in this game beyond just safety. Of course you can also steal the technology with spies or through capturing ships! I am a big fan of making choices in my games. Having to make a definitive choice on which technology to research and which technologies to leave behind is one of the most interesting choices and greatly improves variety.

This system of science mitigates a runaway leader problem because that runaway leader can never get all the technology on the way up. Although the AI isn’t very good at this, conceptually if all of the “losers” band together and trade technology while the runaway leader is only getting 1 tech per field the losers might have a pretty good catch-up mechanic.

Of course, racial attributes can effect how you research. When you are customizing your race you can make them generate more research per scientist, or you can take the “Creative” trait, which means you never need to choose. When you research a field you get all technology in the field. It’s a very powerful trait. On the other hand, you can take “Uncreative”, and only have one random choice available from each field.

Another awesome concept that has to do with science: when you keep developing in one field of science, it improves your ability to use that technology. Applying level of “miniaturization” to all your ship systems from that field. This means when you first discover a new kind of gun it takes up lots of space on your ships. Then once you keep researching laser weapons, with each level of research you complete, the gun gets smaller and smaller on your ship. It’s progressive and realistic concept that goes almost unnoticed.


Space combat is a rewarding experience in MOO2. You get to design, construct and name your ships. You have a full hands-on approach to making your fleet. You choose the size of your ship, and all the systems on it from a list of weapons and upgrades you have researched.

Missile ships, beam ships, ships that carry smaller ships, ships that do nothing but move quickly and self-destruct, ships with tractor beams, bombers and ships that are specialized in boarding and taking over enemy ships. That isn’t even all of them, those are just some of the archetypes I find myself using. Not to mention that “missile ship” has dozens of ways to do it.

Even the missiles themselves have upgrades! You can make your missiles super fast so they spend less time flying in space and being shot down. Missiles can be heavily armored so it takes more hits to shoot them down. They can have anti-jammer technology which will let them ignore enemy jammers, a common missile defense system. Your missile can be “MIRV” which means they split into multiple warheads and do 4x the damage on impact. Or… your missiles can be all of these things!

When you board an an enemy ship your crew and the enemy crew do battle. If you win you gain control of the ship. Sometimes you can use the ship, other times its immobile and has to wait until after the battle. You get a choice of keeping the ship, or reverse engineering it for technology.

Leaders can be assigned to ships to give them bonuses (more on leaders later). The only problem with war in MOO2 is how poorly the AI makes ships. The AI tends to go for a balanced approach to ship building when a min/max approach is usually superior. It’s a minor gripe, making your own ships is super fun.

Oh did I mention this game has multiplayer!? Yeah you can go fleet vs fleet with your friend. Of course setting up multiplayer on this ancient DOS relic is a bit of a chore.


Other than the pride in victory, taking over planets has been injected with more fun than ever. Remember how I said all the aliens are different? Well they keep their racial attributes when you capture them.

Once you have them enslaved, you can transport them to other planets in your systems and breed them (as… politically incorrect as that sounds…) Let’s say for example that you conquer the Bulrathi. The Bulrathi can live and work on high-gravity planets with no ill effects (Usually working on a high-G planet has penalties). If you have high-G planets in your empire you can move the Bulrathi citizens to those planets where they will not suffer any penalties, and safety move your fragile colonists to a normal or low-G planets. Or maybe you capture a race of strong researchers and transport them to a planet with ancient artifacts to maximize your research. Master of Orion II is the best games at rewarding your micromanagement.


A fun little gimmick. Leaders randomly offer you their services. There are colony leaders, and ship pilots. They offer special bonuses to the colony or ship. Usually these bonuses are VERY good like +40% to production or science. There isn’t much you can do about actually getting leaders other than wait, although the “charismatic” racial trait does help attract them. But it’s definitely fun to get a staff of truly powerful leaders (like the game in the picture above). Some planets you have can become amazing powerhouses when they get +60% to production and moral.

Colony Management

Creating amazing colonies is one of the funnest aspects of Master of Orion (or any empire building game). Remember when I said micromanagement is rewarded? Colony management is where it shines. Each planet has different size, weather, toxicity and mineral richness and some are better than others. You will look for large abundant terrestrial planets for your powerhouse colonies, but even that tiny, toxic, poor, high gravity worlds can be made into great colonies because of how buildings work.

While games like civilization have buildings like a library or a marketplace which add a multiplying to the cities natural output, Master of Orion goes a different way. Buildings in this game give you base resources in addition to the multiplier. A automated factory for example amplifies your production, but also adds production. Even if you don’t get any outstanding planets you are still in decent shape thanks to all the building bonuses you can acquire.

Winning the Game

There are several ways to win the game. You can win via diplomacy, by being voted galactic council leader, which is accomplished by having lots of alliances with people and buttering them up so they vote for you. Then of course you can kill or conquer everyone. The third is the most interesting win condition, you can call it the scientific victory. The Antarans are a race of malevolent aliens that harass you all game. They come out of nowhere and attack your colonies with superior technology and just do damage. Maybe towards the end of the game you can actually defend yourself, but for the majority of the game they are like a mob of raging barbarians. One of the victory conditions is to go to the Antaran home world and destroy it. It involves developing a dimensional portal and marching a massive fleet into unknown Antaran space. It is exciting.

Bottom Line

Master of Orion 2 got everything right. Even today, knowing what I know now, with all my experience playing these types of games I can’t think of anything to change about this game. Maybe it needs a graphics and sound overhaul, but even the graphics and sounds aren’t that bad. You can play this game on DOS if you have the correct tools. Do it. Here are the links.

Master of Orion II DOS Download
DOSBox: DOS emulator for Windows
BOXER: DOS emulator for OS X