I am watching the best bad movie in history #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
Yeah it’s awesome, but seriously… it’s so fucking stupid. RT @SparkNostalgia: @lexKrasny love that movie lol
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
WHERE ARE THE TANKS!? Why do they just drop 100,000 grunts on the ground and tell them to fire? #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
Bugs knock asteroids out of orbit at earth, across the entire galaxy? #Starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
Assuming bugs are good enough shots, thats what 80,000 lightyears? That would take 100,000 years to get to earth! @Starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
and yet, we still find a way to get surprised by them? #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
Well Rio is about to get fucking ranked by a surprise asteroid that the “lunar defense perimeter” didn’t destroy #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
HEY! Space station Ticonderoga that is what it used to say on all my pencils in higheschool! http://t.co/iy9aR1z2Oz #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
FLIP SIX THREE HOLE! What a play #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
So they bring the entire fleet to the bug planet, within range of blue plasma, and just hover there… Good plan #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
Oh good, Sky Marshall Diens resigned after the 100% mindless Klandathu plan #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
Can you think of a better name than Michael Ironside? http://t.co/wrh3D2aBXD #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
They should have just left his name alone. Ironside’s ROUGHNECKS! #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
@SparkNostalgia I think it’s “Ratcheck” but Ironside is just the BEST name for a soldier.
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
@SparkNostalgia I guess it’s actually “Rasczak” I check on IMDB
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
“I need a Corporal. You’re it until you’re dead. Or until I find someone better.” #starshiptroopres
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
“Rico. You kill bugs good.” #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
“We have an official request to bombard Planet P” O_o why… why not bombard all the planets from the start? #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
When Rico asks for two volunteers at the end. You know the black guys is just wishing he wasn’t black… Has no chance #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
They got the brain bug. Now they can understand how the bugs think, so we can win. #Starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
Unfortunately the bombard-all-bug-planets-from-space plan was never tried. They should make me Sky Marshall #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
That movie is just so fucking awesome! #starshiptroopers
— Alex Krasny (@lexKrasny) June 28, 2013
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