I wrote a blog post for MentorMate.com about making the perfect CSS only Post-It note. I am pretty sure I nailed it. will probably start seeing it appear in my haiku blog every now and then if you know what I mean. Check out the post:

enchilada lunch
my tie remains unblemished
life’s simple triumphs

coffee looks so good
but I so hate the flavor
first sip reminder

The Waterchip is a comic book I worked on during my college days. I always wished this was how RPG walkthroughs were made and I thought I would pioneer the effort. Unfortunately I kinda fell out of it after a while and now… well now I can’t even run Fallout on my computer let alone dig up these old save files. Maybe if I ever get Fallout to function again I could consider finishing this. But for the time being I am afraid it is permanently …

to be continued…

Download: Waterchip.cbz

Ping's Chinese buffet / most memorable feature / this enormous fish

Ping’s Chinese buffet
most memorable feature
this enormous fish
The fortune writer /   not sure if missing the point /   or suicidal

the fortune writer
not sure if missing the point
or suicidal
Dorito tacos / inspiration so genius / proves God's existence.

Dorito tacos
inspiration so genius
proves God’s existence.
sauna session / I derive little pleasure / never miss the chance

a sauna session
I derive little pleasure
never miss the chance
Blood Sport 4 Cover

Blood Sport 4 Cover

Easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen and not in a good way. I am not sure how movies this horrible can even be made. Don’t they cost actual money? Don’t let the name Blood Sport confuse you, Van Damme hasn’t been in Blood Sport since the first. Daniel Bernheardt took over as the hero of 2, 3 and 4.

This is where it gets funny. Daniel plays Alex Cardo in Blood Sport 2 and 3, a reformed thief with a family who participates in the Kumite to find spiritual balance. In Blood Sport 4 he plays a totally different character: John Keller a hero cop with an addiction to underground fighting rings. For the first 45 min of the movie I couldn’t even figure out why everyone was calling Alex Cardo John and what happened to his family. I was trying to figure out if this is Alex Cardo’s twin brother, or if Alex Cardo is undercover… Seriously how do you keep the same actor, in the same series but change his character? This has to be some kind of fundamental rule of film casting.

Anyway I only want to talk about a single plot element. John is a decorated cop who put some thug named Shreck away. Shreck faced the death penalty but he some how escaped and killed again. John caught him again and he went back to prison. Turns out some higher-up pardoned him or payed his way out of the death penalty or something? Whatever, typical so far. John is enraged by this so he breaks into jail, breaks into Shreck’s room, puts a gun to his head ready to kill when two police officers round the corner and confront John. He shoots and kills them both without a second thought right as his parter rounds the corner. He chooses not to shoot his partner or Shreck, instead it flashes to a trial where he is convicted and sent away. I seriously thought this was a dream sequence. I fully expected John to wake up all sweaty in bed. It wasn’t it actually happened, and it turns out it was all part of the plan! Both his partner and his superior are in on it! He wanted to get convicted to end up in prison with Shreck to expose… something. It is really too bad the two cops he shot and killed were not “in on it” but sometimes you need to make it believable right?

gameshow contestant
murders hundred faceless thugs
how much they get paid?

all-female sex race
the Elerian Empire
this nerd’s fantasy

another breakthrough?
my scientists work quickly
must be the dress code

Elerian spy’s
info-gathering techniques
… imagination

pink on pink action
my favorite combination
until food is spilled

past Quasi’s bedtime
afraid of missing something
dozes off and on

tea mug among friends–
the beverages discuss
my untidiness
once every hour
twenty-six knuckles crack
all of them are mine

impulse candy rack
everything is organic
must be at the Wedge
eighty hours playing / gifting swimsuits on the beach / save file corrupted

eighty hours playing
gifting swimsuits on the beach
“save file corrupted”

Vincent and myself
endure similar nightmares—
game of reflection

almost no gameplay
but maximum engagement
run away and hide