Fifty cents per ounce
this early in the morning
I indulge myself
this early in the morning
I indulge myself
his favorite pig
accidentally murdereda crime of passion
accidentally murdereda crime of passion
S’mores around a fire
artificial nature
the way I like it
artificial nature
the way I like it
i’m more fortunate
every passing moment
soon to be married
every passing moment
soon to be married
Cheap promotion pen
anticipated garbage—
pleasantly surprised
anticipated garbage—
pleasantly surprised
The grocery store
treasures from around the world
dollar ninety nine
treasures from around the world
dollar ninety nine
knit tie paradise
gold is treasure for most men
I prefer neckties
gold is treasure for most men
I prefer neckties
sexy mannequins
American Apparel
you almost got me
American Apparel
you almost got me
hands can’t help themselves
each cord a potential knot
good luck IT guy
each cord a potential knot
good luck IT guy
Glutenberg Bible
I, alone, appreciate
this hilarity
I, alone, appreciate
this hilarity
Emily gets dressed
while my mind undresses her
is that irony?
while my mind undresses her
is that irony?
Korean salon
twenty minutes to explain
this pink pedicure
twenty minutes to explain
this pink pedicure
4.04 Spring Not Found
twelve inches of snow
tremendous inconvenience
death throws of winter
tremendous inconvenience
death throws of winter
black leather and chrome
the store: intimidating
I’m happy it’s here
the store: intimidating
I’m happy it’s here
