Anticipation
different from my childhood
I hate Christmas now
different from my childhood
I hate Christmas now
money spent on gifts
can’t decide which I hate more
time spent wrapping gifts
can’t decide which I hate more
time spent wrapping gifts
ten for ten dollars
solution to world hunger?
microwave required
solution to world hunger?
microwave required
“good source of protein”
also tripolyphosphate
I am not concerned
also tripolyphosphate
I am not concerned
a ringing doorbell
overcome by excitment—
telemarketer
overcome by excitment—
telemarketer
some tea for dinner
Quasi doesn’t understand
take another sip
Quasi doesn’t understand
take another sip
sixty-five degrees
my heavy winter jacket—
business casual
my heavy winter jacket—
business casual
super ghouls and ghosts?
Arthur proves his manliness
pink heart underpants
Arthur proves his manliness
pink heart underpants
driveway shoveling
feels like it’s been forever
it has just begun
feels like it’s been forever
it has just begun
mock turkey dinner
stuffing and gravy highlights
satisfactory
stuffing and gravy highlights
satisfactory
fresh squeezed orange juice
six ounce glass ruins my meal
four fucking dollars
six ounce glass ruins my meal
four fucking dollars
