Open can of diet coke from the top down

In the mood for Sprite
we have only Diet Coke
first world problems
My puggle Quasi sitting on the couch wearing a red/black tie with a trinity knot

the trinity knot
Quasi get all the bitches
taking after dad
Close up of a white and blue striped tie on a blue shirt, Pratt knot.

holiday season
three short weeks in succession
teaches bad habits
Emily holding a baby happy as can be.

her love for babies
spreads like an infection
I still prefer dogs
A bunch of haikubes (toy) spelling out this haiku

ravenous dreaming
spiral slowly as I realize
logical whispers
Fortune not embraced / desperate thugs journey home / swimming in moonlight

fortune not embraced
desperate thugs journey home
swimming in moonlight
Christmas dinner tie / a baked salmon accident / very ironic

Christmas dinner tie
a baked salmon accident
very ironic
New female shepard face from Mass Effect

Mass Effect Data
Over three-hundred hours
I start a new game
ME3 Commander Shepard preparing for a mission looking into space

Data migration?
Shepard proudly volunteers
suicide mission
Shot of brandy on a colorful red table cloth

drinking to forget?
drinking to the memory
all the lost Shepards
Small espresso in a white mug on a metallic table

six ounce espresso
i drink out of boredom
and necessity
stalking my victim /  art of assassination /  very low-profile

stalking my victim
art of assassination
very low-profile
a four-story drop /  hidden, focused, aerial /  I am an artist

a four-story drop
hidden, focused, aerial
I am an artist
of all the Hessians /  only one, an assassin /  you met the wrong one

of all the Hessians
only one, an assassin
that’s the one I met