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Monday Snow

Me wearing a funny white fuzzy yeti hat

fuzzy yeti hat
i would wear it constantly
my head overheats
white trinity knot tied over a white and grey pattern shirt

sitting in traffic
my tie matches the weather
white, complicated
a variety of beer cans and beer bottles

work provides free beer
I’m half Jewish but hate beer
conflict of interest

Trinity Quasi

Open can of diet coke from the top down

In the mood for Sprite
we have only Diet Coke
first world problems
My puggle Quasi sitting on the couch wearing a red/black tie with a trinity knot

the trinity knot
Quasi get all the bitches
taking after dad

Christmas 2012

Fortune not embraced / desperate thugs journey home / swimming in moonlight

fortune not embraced
desperate thugs journey home
swimming in moonlight
Christmas dinner tie / a baked salmon accident / very ironic

Christmas dinner tie
a baked salmon accident
very ironic

Sunshine

Hour late to work / perfecting this knot pattern / a lady killer

Hour late to work
perfecting this knot pattern
a lady killer
hazelnut creamer /  almost makes it adequate /  I dislike coffee

hazelnut creamer
almost makes it adequate
I dislike coffee

Monday

It's meeting Monday /  just my neck decorated /  they are all jealous

It’s meeting Monday
just my neck decorated
they are all jealous
my lunch in a jar /  superior container? /  spaghetti meatballs

my lunch in a jar
superior container?
spaghetti meatballs
Pivotal Tracker
amazing satisfaction
“Delivering” tasks

Sox Appeal

Unexpected gift / she can't wait to oblige me / taxi-flavored socks

Unexpected gift
she can’t wait to oblige me
taxi-flavored socks
Getting ready time / the mirror gets sick of me / perfecting my knot

Getting ready time
the mirror gets sick of me
perfecting my knot

The Trinity

Pinterest frenzy / The masses hungry for knots / give them what they want

Pinterest frenzy
The masses hungry for knots
give them what they want