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battle of Thor Six / decisive red victory / war isn't over

architects admire
brilliance wasted on peasants
roof of four sixes

The longer you play / the less starting hands matter / until bluffs are called

architect’s glory
shell of stone and wooden heart
low-income housing

The longer you play / the less starting hands matter / until bluffs are called

pizza without cheese
so far from their comfort zone
the staff triple checked
Comic strip set in a pizza place with Mr. Krasny at the counter. Two customers walk in and ask if a medium pizza is enough to feed them both. Mr. Krasny says 'See, usually it's two females that order a medium...' the two men look at one another and decide to order a large.

Introducing the Mr. Krasny Comic

Comic strip set in a pizza place with Mr. Krasny at the counter. Two customers walk in and ask if a medium pizza is enough to feed them both. Mr. Krasny says 'See, usually it's two females that order a medium...' the two men look at one another and decide to order a large.

How not to order a pizza

What Not to Do When Ordering Pizza Delivery

How not to order a pizza Everyone who has ever ordered a Pizza on a phone better get a notebook out. I am about to drop a knowledge bomb on the etiquette of ordering. Get a pen out and prepare yourself, I have some tips:

  • Provide your FULL address
  • Have your fucking credit card ready
  • Every pizza place ON THE PLANET has pepperoni
  • Prepare your order before you call

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