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a child's birthday party preperation

breakfast favorite
the office nearly empty
only my crunching
a child's birthday party preperation

Deliberation
focus on our lunch venue
typical Friday
Me wearing a funny white fuzzy yeti hat

fuzzy yeti hat
i would wear it constantly
my head overheats
white trinity knot tied over a white and grey pattern shirt

sitting in traffic
my tie matches the weather
white, complicated
a variety of beer cans and beer bottles

work provides free beer
I’m half Jewish but hate beer
conflict of interest
circular tie rack with 20 colorful ties hung on it

paint on a canvas
each shirt begging for color
this is my palette
tan shirt with red/orange/black striped tie tied in a cape knot

holiday season
spoiled by many short weeks
we return to work
Fortune not embraced / desperate thugs journey home / swimming in moonlight

fortune not embraced
desperate thugs journey home
swimming in moonlight
Christmas dinner tie / a baked salmon accident / very ironic

Christmas dinner tie
a baked salmon accident
very ironic
Hour late to work / perfecting this knot pattern / a lady killer

Hour late to work
perfecting this knot pattern
a lady killer
hazelnut creamer /  almost makes it adequate /  I dislike coffee

hazelnut creamer
almost makes it adequate
I dislike coffee
Unexpected gift / she can't wait to oblige me / taxi-flavored socks

Unexpected gift
she can’t wait to oblige me
taxi-flavored socks
Getting ready time / the mirror gets sick of me / perfecting my knot

Getting ready time
the mirror gets sick of me
perfecting my knot
Pinterest frenzy / The masses hungry for knots / give them what they want

Pinterest frenzy
The masses hungry for knots
give them what they want
ost of my routine / dedicated to this knot / an attention whore

most of my routine
dedicated to this knot
an attention whore
overcooked burger / service bad as expected / the Lowry Uptown

overcooked burger
service bad as expected
the Lowry Uptown
The Eldredge tie knot.

cotton candy theme
tie and shirt in harmony
sugar and cotton
Cup of tea.

every steeped tea bag
mood and alertness improve
—the bladder alarm