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Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2 Girl Gift Guide

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Is anyone still playing Dead or Alive Xtreme 2? I am! I know I am about six years late making this guide, but if you want something done right, you need to do it yourself. Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 is one of the more original and fascinating games I have ever played. It certainly isn’t for everyone, but it resonates with a certain audience. That audience being: pervy nerds, like myself. Getting the Venus on every girl isn’t easy, it takes serious dedication, and a detailed reference guide. Of course in the traditional Alex Krasny style it is 8.5×11″ so it is perfect for printing and storing in your game box.

It is rumored that it takes around 600 hours of gameplay to get every achievement in this game. Good luck with that! All I care about is getting the skimpiest suits on all of the girls.

How to use this guide

  • Go to the Zack of All Trades
  • Look at every item and which girls loves it
  • Wrap each love item in the girls favorite color
  • Give girls gifts in person during their favored time of day (or at night from the hotel)
  • Once a girl has maximum love for you gift her a swimsuit
  • Cross your fingers

Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 Beach Volleyball girl item love guide

Dungeon Master 2 Spellbook

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Dungeon Master to is a fantastic old game that I am very fond of. One of the most enjoyable and memorable aspects of this game was figuring out the magic system on my own. Unfortunately the gaming world and the mentality of gamers (even my own) has changed since those days. What would have been a fun mystery to discover when DM2 was first released would now be considered bad usability. This is a real shame because the feeling of learning something on your own made you feel like you are outsmarting the game. A feeling rarely replicated in a world where everything needs to be spelled out.

In order to increase this excellent game’s appeal among new gamers I have done all of the leg work and created a Dungeon Master 2 spell list, or quick reference guide. So recruits your company of wizards and enjoy immense power right from the start of the game! Want to shoot fireballs but can’t be bothered to figure out how? Don’t even worry about it just check out my guide! If you want to try out this amazing and FREE game please consult my retro gaming guide.

dungeon master 2 spells reference guide book

Mass Effect 3 War Assets Guide

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The war against the Reapers won’t win itself! You will need to gather every possible advantage but who has the time!? This Mass Effect 3 Galactic Procurement Guide will provide the locations of scannable: War Assets, Artifacts, Upgrades, and Intel.

Don’t wast time scanning planets that reap no rewards. Go directly where you need to be and gather what you need to destroy the Reapers. 8.5 x 11 inches and 300dpi this map is perfect for printing. Download now!

Mass Effect 3 galaxy map showing the locations of all scannable war assets, upgrades, intel and artifacts.

Mass Effect 2 N7 Mission Locations

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Are you still scanning planets to discover the secret N7 missions in Mass Effect 2? Are you going to the ME2 Wiki and reading every N7 missions summary looking for the three with research rewards? Are you tired of it!? Forget it! This Mass Effect 2 galaxy map provides: locations and summery of all N7 missions, checkboxes to keep track of progress.

No need to waste valuable seconds searching for the Rosetta Nebula, this galaxy map shows you exactly where it is and what can be found there. A must have for any galactic mercenary, Cerberus agent, or alliance soldier. 8.5 x 11 inches and 300dpi this map is perfect for printing. Download now!

Mass Effect 2 galaxy map showing the locations of all N7 missions.

Mass Effect Galactic Item Guide

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Are you just one Salarian ID tag away from a complete collection!? Fear not! This galactic treasure map provides the locations of: Salarian ID Tags, Prothean Data Discs, Turian Insignias, League of One Medallions, and Asari Writings.

Your treasure hunting troubles are a thing of the past. Do not waste any more time searching on planets while Saren and the reapers are tearing the galaxy apart! You have better things to worry about. This perfect-for-printing document is 8.5 x 11 and 300dpi. Keep it right in your game box, tape it to your wall, place it under your pillow while you sleep.

Mass Effect galaxy map with locations of all hidden items. All complete collections.

Mega Mall Story guide featuring shop combos, store synergy, and floor compatibility.

Mega Mall Story Ultimate Guide

Epic mega mall story guide including all combos, floor compatibility, synergy, game combos and gameplay tips.Building an epic mega mall in this mobile classic? Need some help? I present a visual guide to Mega Mall Story including:

  • All combos
  • Floor compatibility
  • Combo synergy
  • Chain Combos
  • Gameplay tips

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Mortal Kombat 9 fatality cheat sheet. All characters fatalities listed and orginized.

Mortal Kombat 9 Fatality Cheat Sheet

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Are you sick of looking up Mortal Kombat 9 fatalities online and then paging through a spitefully-unalphabetized nineteen-page text file just to learn how to do Sektor’s Babality? This MK9 fatality cheat sheet has all the features you need:

  • All fatalities and babalities
  • Kratos, Skarlet, Kenshin, Rain and Freddy included
  • Alphabetized
  • Color-coded

I need a handheld one-page fatality cheat sheet so I can quickly access all my favorite violent murders. Wouldn’t you agree? I took matters into my own hands and created this. It is 300dpi and prints perfectly.

Mortal Kombat (mk9) Fatalities single printable cheat sheet