For as long as I can remember I have been obsessed with not having anything in my pockets. Of course, that isn’t usually possible because generally I always had to have my wallet and keys in my pocket. In the early 2000s when everyone started getting a cellphone I was resistant. One of my primary barriers to entry was the distaste of having ANOTHER thing to store in my pocket.
Now I have three things: wallet, keys, iPhone. I cannot live without these three things, so I have to cope with heavy pockets. I can’t do much to adjust the weight and heft of my phone and my keys (I assure you I keep them very slim). My wallet, however, I do have full control over. I’m adamant about keeping a streamlined wallet. Why doesn’t everyone? When I see people pull out a giant brown brick (from their BACK pocket no less) I am shocked, and often angry. Why are you keeping all your crap in there? Why do you have such a huge wallet!? It is time for a wallet audit. Look at what I have in mine.
Sometimes I put cash in it also, but I almost never carry cash anymore. It has no folds, three slots and that is all I need. Every time I put it into my pocket I get excited about how thin and light it is. It is easy.
First thing is first. You probably need a new wallet. Listen to the good people at Bellroy; you need to dump the trifold piece of garbage. All that extra leather is the problem. You should only need a card sleeve and nothing more. Then it’s time to look what is inside.
If you have more than 2 credit/debit cards in your wallet you are living your life incorrectly. You could probably stand to cut some of those cards up and throw them away. You need a single debit card and a single credit card with you at all times. Leave the rest at home for your online shopping or whatever the hell you keep them around for.
Do you have a Target gift card with $2.51 left on it? You have that $25 gift card for the Crave you have had since your birthday three birthdays ago diligently waiting for it’s big day to shine? Those useless cards take up a ton of space in your wallet and hardly ever get used. Here is my pro tip, keep the various gift cards in your car glovebox. Generally you will always be taking your car to the gift card’s rightful home anyway. Same with punch cards.
Change is for kids. You have no business keeping change in your wallet. Weight to value change is totally horrible. Dump it in the tip jar, or put it in your car. Once a year you can cash it in and get a smooth $20 out of the deal.
I hope in 2013 you have found a better way to store receipts than to keep them in your wallet. I have seen people with just STACKS of white receipt paper in their wallet. They are eventually going to file them all or something. First off, you need to learn about the internet. All of your credit card swipes are recorded and you can easily view them all, along with the date and location. If that is TOO easy for you, then you can take a photo of them on your phone and store them with DocuScan or Evernote or one of the hundreds of other apps.
This is a special case because it really depends on your business. I personally have no need or desire to have any business cards in my wallet. However some of the people I work with need to carry about 20 of their own, and collect a ton from other people. For the people that NEED to deal in business cards, I suggest finding another storage solutions such as: a card holder, laptop bag, or briefcase.
For those of you who don’t have a need for business cards, but still have a bunch in your wallet, I wish I could slap you in the face. Take them out and throw them away right now. If you get a business card you want, take a photo (assuming you have a smartphone of course) and add it to Evernote or whatever service you use.
Things like gym memberships and AAA memberships cards you can most likely just leave in your car. Or you can keep a photo of them in your smartphone!
This next category needs little explanation, things like: buttons, paperclips, ticket stubs, bandaids, photographs, notes, and whatever else you have, throw it away.
Let’s go into some real-life examples of me auditing the wallets of my friends.
This is my friend Brian’s wallet. Look at all of that junk he could easily either throw away or keep in his car. There is no reason to junk your wallet up like that! Also notice his wallet is a bi-folder, all those extra layers of leather are almost doubling it’s girth. SLIM UP BRIAN!
Another of my friends Stephen. He has a TRIPLE FOLD wallet. That is so many unneeded folds giving it tremendous girth. In addition he is carrying 6 credit cards. I can’t imagine he needs all of them with him at all times. I bet some of them haven’t been used in months. As usual the regular amalgamation of gift cards, punch cards and business cards need to be removed.
Are you motivated yet? Perform a wallet audit today and send me the before and after pictures. I want to see them.
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